let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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