I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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