I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
What a dumb baby whore.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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