I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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