So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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