we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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