She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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