You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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