Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
This is the prime rib incident all over again
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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