the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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