Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm getting married
To pizza
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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