Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I wish i was in the wii world.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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