we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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