**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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