A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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