So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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