awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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