white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
foreskin is a definite game changer
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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