do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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