So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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