Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
