belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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