Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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