it wasn't lemon gatorade
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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