How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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