Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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