Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
