So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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