I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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