I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And then my night got REAL pukey
did you just send me my own nude
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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