hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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