Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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