I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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