we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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