i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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