Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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