how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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