Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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