Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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