Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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