love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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