So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
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