also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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