talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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