So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My dick has a subreddit
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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