They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You can't just leave with hair like that
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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