why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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