Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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