I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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