i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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