i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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