Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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