these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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