jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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