No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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