It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Randomize