I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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